If I just had a mink coat to wear over the PJ's all would be good...

Me: Dont forget I am having dinner at my aunts. Will be home around 730. I would like to go back to old navy because deals were good

Oct 01, 2010 8:39 AM

Husband: Ok can you cancel sittercity also? Ill work late ton of shit to do

Oct 01, 2010 9:31 AM

Me: Picture of child sent

Oct 01, 2010 5:01 PM

Husband: Cute! Just got home going to go eat n go to cvs

Oct 01, 2010 6:39 PM
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My husband and I were English teachers. Well, you would never guess it based on our text messages...or my blogging style for that matter...

Sometimes I look in the mirror and I can't believe I have a Master's Degree. Was that really me? I feel like I can't even be smart enough to form a complete sentence most days...and I look like a rat out of a bag walking my son into preschool. I have a good excuse, baby twins. Well, that isn't going to work much longer. I need a mink coat. There is a lady who wears a mink over her pajamas and takes her son everywhere. Now that is rocking. Dude, lady, I'm not stupid, I do have a Master's Degree brain somewhere and I know you have pj's on under that mink coat!

Or, the track suit...excuse me. We all know you slept in that track suit all night. Well, at least I did.

What happened to hygiene??? My 3 year old is studying hygiene in school. Maybe I need to take it back to 83 when I was in PreK??

I swear, I did not shower for 3 days this week and it seemed normal.

I look at pictures of my former self and I don't know who that person was...I looked like a super model.

But, even though I am fat now after having twins and my skin is starting to look old- I like who I am better now. I will diet soon. As soon as I get off my ass and pay weight watchers. Seriously, why do I need them to lose weight??? I just won't or can't do it without them. I HATE the meetings. So I go...and I lose the weight, thinking that I will never have to go to another meeting again after I am done losing the weight.

So the husband and I were talking about deals and shopping. I never buy anything that isn't on sale. I get crazy deals. I use groupon and gottadeal and shop the sales...it can get out of hand at times.

Although Costco is a total trap for people like me. I get nuts there. Even though I have common sense, yes I did need that uber sized container of malted milk balls. Yes the one that has been sitting on our porch for 3 years.

Speaking of the porch, wtf. Our porch is the wasteland. I don't understand it. We clean it and crap just piles up back there. Excess stuff like that we have not used yet, but maybe will use. I seriuosly hope the neighbors can't see into the back porch. They would think we are total I don't know what if they saw it. That and our lawn got scorched last summer. I didnt water it, because the twins were born in July and I kind of had other things to worry about. So, YEAH, we are those people on the block.

Sittercity. Awesome, but totally recommend it. Found our incredible awesome sitter on there. She is crazy and loving and tolerant enough to put up with my circus.

I send my husband pics of the children throughout the day. Maybe I do it to remind him that he actually has them???

See, my husband goes to eat a lot...hmmm, cholesterol city. Not good.

CVS, I love that place. I know all the old ladies who work the counter. They both have grown sons named Michael. They told me to never name my children Michael because it would be the spawn apparently...